Hello again, its me, Lucy One White.
If I am talking to you, it must be Friday, cause Mama Steph says that’s the day that my writing is done. This leads nicely into today’s topic which is Cats Don’t.
I have to say Cats Don’t so often to my moms. You think they would remember better after all these years. So first off, Cats Don’t care about the day names. Every day is today, and that’s all you need to know. Mama Steph says that’s not true because my medication is different on different days, I don’t always take night pill. But I Lucy still think that’s silly.
Here’s my listany for your education.
- ride in cars
- do chores
- clean anything but themselves
- make beds
- move out from underfoot
- do cooking
- go to work
- do their homework
- have friends
- talk to dogs
- follow directions
- take baths in water
- do sharing
- wait their turn
Unless of course we feel like it.
There are more things on this list, of course, but Cats Don’t tell everything, because we are mysterious, which is part of our authentic nature, and it would be just very wrong to release such information. It is a matter of natural security.